What you can do to make those uncomfortable pregnant moments even more uncomfortable – for the other person.

Oh boy! You look like you could go at any time!

Really??? Who the hell says this to a pregnant woman? I don’t want to know how big I look whether I’m pregnant or not. What makes people think that they can say whatever they want when a woman is pregnant? My answer to this and any other comment similar to it, “What do you mean?” And when they look at you and say, “When are you due?” stare back blankly and say “Huh?” Pretend you’re not pregnant – it makes them really squirmy!

Are you sure there’s only one in there?

Really asshole? YES. My answer to this? See above.

How much weight have you gained?

Like THAT’S anyone’s business besides myself and my doctor! My answer to this, “How much weight have YOU gained?”

Sometimes I swear people go stupid the second they see a pregnant woman – and most women must forget what it’s like to be pregnant, because it’s those women that have kids that say the dumbest things that perplex me the most!

What things have been said to you while pregnant that made you super uncomfortable??

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